Did you hear that crack? I think it’s one of Janet’s ribs breaking. Does she even have any ribs left?
It looks like her nose and her waist are in a competition to see who can disappear first. My cash is on her nose. I doubt that’s a regular belt she’s wearing. It looks more like a Eureka vacuum belt. It was the only thing that was small enough to cinch her up.
Janet Jackson is putting the heat on Cathie Jung! Cathie currently has the world’s thinnest waist, but JJ is closing in. Come on Cathie! You don’t need a stomach. Get rid of it! JJ is coming for you!