March 31, 2008 / Posted by:

My prayers has been answered! Well, sort of…. Yesterday, I begged for video of Paris Hilton falling on her face in Prague. There’s still no video yet, but here’s some pictures. Hag is on the floor where she belongs! I’m sure even Benji Madden couldn’t hold back his laughter.

It also looks like Benji almost kicked her in the wonk. That would have been double awesome. I think I would have exploded like a gay pinata. That doesn’t make sense, because all pinatas are gay.

YES! There’s finally a reason to go on.

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