This Needs To Happen!

March 30, 2008 / Posted by:

The Daily Mail claims Madonna has approached a major Hollywood studio about remaking “Casablanca” with her as the star! Its get better. According to these sources, Madonna wants to set the remake in Iraq. YES! Dear studio heads, make this happen!

A source said, “Madonna is talking about taking the Ingrid Bergman role for herself, even though Bergman was in her 20s when she played Ilsa and Madonna is nearly 50. She wants to update the story and maybe set it in a modern war zone such as Iraq. There is no script yet.

The source went on to say that Madonna’s people are merely testing the waters and so far nobody is really interested. I’m interested! We haven’t had an amazing flop in a long ass time and this would be epic. Justin Timberlake can co-star and Lindsay Lohan has to be in it. It isn’t a flop without La Lahome. The tagline can read, “Not since Showgirls……

The story is probably a bunch of bullcaca, but I believe that it’s crossed Madonna’s mind. The woman thinks she can do anything! I’m sure she has thoughts of remaking the Sistine Chapel, because she knows she can do a better job.

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