First of all, I really hoped that lady farted on The Moss. If you’re ass is that close to Kate Moss’ face and you don’t take the opportunity, then you’re a bad and boring person.
Kate Moss landed at LAX last night and created a paparazzi fuckstorm. They act like they’ve never seen a snagtooth before. Kate arrived with her daughter and some friends with at least two dozens paps on their asses. Everything was set-up for Kate Moss to recreate Bjork’s thrilling airport attack on a reporter. I mean, Kate looked piss, her daughter was riding on the trolley and she had the annoying paps all around her. Everything was in place. Unfortunately, Kate decided against that reenactment. It would have been awesome though. I’m sure Kate’s rat tooth could do some major pap damage.