Hot Slut Of The Day!
Cheeta the Chimp – 76-year-old Cheeta is the oldest known living chimpanzee. He is best known for playing Tarzan’s side-kick on film. He has outlived both the actors that played Tarzan and Jane. Cheeta is now retired from show business and is set to have his memoirs published in next month’s Esquire Magazine. Here are just some of his thoughts:
On healthy living: “My only vices are hamburgers and caffeine-free Coke. Fresh fruit, vegetables and monkey chow are the key. It’s tough that the chow tastes like dog food.”
On his Hollywood legacy: “I can’t deny that I’d like my own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, but I have been turned down for the last three years. I’m not bitter. I’ve had a rich career. Every day is a blessing.”