You Mean He Isn’t In It For Love?!

March 29, 2008 / Posted by:

TMZ claims that Matt Grant from “The Bachelor” might not be on the show to find love. Shocking! This is the first time in Bachelor history that someone on the show has ulterior motives.

It seems that Matt recently met a chick at a bar who works for TMZ. They have been keeping in touch and he told her that he wanted to move to the United States. Matt’s lawyer advised him that the easiest way to do this would be to marry an American. I could have told him that for the price of a G&T. I also would have lent him my copy of “Green Card.

TMZ thinks that if marries on the chicks on the show, he’s marrying them to stay in the country.

I don’t watch the show to see the blossoming romance between the bachelor and the girls. I watch it to see the girls fight, get drunk and act like sluts. I could care less what he’s doing it for as long as he keeps the sluts and drunks on the show.

He’s already disappointed me by getting rid of Stacey. If he was only on the show for marriage then he should have kept that insane bitch. She would be crazy enough to marry him after only a few dates. Stacey’s also on the road to finding “a pharmaceutical that will cure something that no one has thought of.” If that isn’t wifey material, I don’t know what is.

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