The Botox Bandit

March 29, 2008 / Posted by:

Vivica Fox, Nicole Kidman and Meg Ryan take note. This could be you if times get tough.

Meet the youthful Lisa Ann Martini of Sparks, NV. The 49-year-old was arrested on Wednesday after she allegedly ran out on paying for her botox injections.

Lisa Ann is no stranger to the inject and run. Police say they are aware of two other instances where she skipped out without paying a total of $3,500. She’s also not alone. Police are looking for another “Botox Bandit” in the area. Lisa is currently sitting in jail, because the bitch couldn’t pay her $15,000 bail. DUH! If she had $15,000, it would be in her face.

Reno Sgt. Jeff Freelove said that Lisa Ann would give the offices a bunk ass credit card when it came time to pay. When the card wouldn’t go through, she told them she had to go out to her car to get some money. And you know the rest…..

Lisa Ann Martini and Sgt. Freelove?! These two need to get on the same team and join a 70s folks revival brand. Their names are begging them to do it.

Lisa Ann looks like the broken condom love child of Heidi Fleiss and Mickey Rourke. She definitely needed those botox injections, so I’m not going to hate on her for doing whatever it takes. A fug’s gotta do what a fug’s gotta do.

I would love to see this hot bitch getting into her 1982 Datsun 280ZX and laughing about how she just fooled their asses. Well, she probably couldn’t “laugh” about it, because her face was fucking frozen. She gently smiled about it.

Who knew that botox was like crack?! Pretty soon, all these suburban woman will be frequenting back alleys jonseing for their next botox fix. They will gather in botox houses where they will lay around injecting each other while watching Dr. 90210.

Thanks Gina Latina

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