Janice Dickinson Cares About The Public

March 29, 2008 / Posted by:

She cares about the public, because she’s wearing a one-piece! Now if she would only wear a full bodysuit with face mask! I joke, I joke. Janice Dickinson actually doesn’t look bad for a 60-year-old muppet. However, she’s not respecting the sea life by going into the water. They don’t deserve that. Sharks probably swim away from her scary ass face. She’s the perfect shark repellent.

She’s also a brave muppet for laying in the sun. All that sun could melt her plastic. I’m sure she looks like a shrinky dinky after a couple of hours in the heat.

Here’s Janice being Janice in Hawaii yesterday.

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