It’s Sad Clown Baby (Sort Of)

March 29, 2008 / Posted by:

These pictures were tagged “Nicole Richie and Harlow Winter” by the photo agency and I seriously thought that baby in the blue was Sad Clown Baby. I was thinking, “Damn, Nicole’s Sad Clown Baby weighs more than she does and she’s suddenly white!” Give me a break, it’s Saturday and I’ve only eaten a corn dog. Eff off. Anyway, if you peer through that little whole and squint your eyes, you can sort of see….shit…you can’t see a damn thing.

Nicole Richie joined Tobey Maguire’s woman and their baby for a playdate yesterday. When I say “playdate” I mean the grown-ups watched R-rated movies and get drunk while the nanies watch the kids spit up on each other.

Nicole was wearing those Arthur the Aardvark sunglasses that every celebrity natch is trying to work. When will they realize that those things only belong on talking cartoon animals. I guess Nicole sort of counts.

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