48-year-old Arthur Craddock from New Zealand was sentenced to 75 hours of community service for using a phone for a fictitious purpose. The orchard worker called the police on February 11th to complain about being raped by a wombat. A wombat. A fucking wombat.
He quicky rang back and tried withdrawing his complaint about the wombat raping him. So it was consensual then? Arthur then told the police, “Apart from speaking Australian now, I’m pretty all right you know.” That’s the biggest understatement ever. You are NOT okay Arthur! You think a wombat raped Australian-talk into you.
The wombat fucked him so good that it had him screaming CRIKEY!!!
Arthur’s lawyer claims he was not drunk on the afternoon of his call. He might not have been drunk, but bitch was definitely high.