Tough Times For Big Bird

March 28, 2008 / Posted by:

Has it come to this? Is Big Bird making extra money by working the streets of Berlin as a cross-dressing prostitute? Actually, it took me a few quick seconds to realize it wasn’t Paris Hilton or Heidi Montag. Those tramps wish they looked this gorge.

It’s Chrissy Bitch at the launch party for last night. Unfortch, homegirl kept his privates to himself, so I don’t have any dick slips for you today. I know, that really would have dick-started your weekend.

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