The Death Of Film

March 28, 2008 / Posted by:

I can deal with all the horrific remakes and sequels. I have even come to terms with Katherine Heigl being in movies, but reality movies?! It’s time to blow up Hollywood once and for all. Push the button.

Lauren Conrad told MTV News that they have talked about the possiblity of bringing “The Hills” to the big-screen. I have talked about the possibility of getting a second asshole, but that doesn’t mean it’s a good idea and should be done.

Can you imagine seeing Heidi Montag’s horse face on the big screen? Gross. I’ve already seen “Seabiscuit” in the movie theaters. And Heidi ain’t got nothing on that hot pony.

Lauren said, “I think if they were going to do a film of The Hills, they would basically film it like we do the show, and they would just edit it into a movie. It would be like a really long episode.” It would be more than just a long episode. It would be the gateway to Hell!

Source: UsWeekly

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