Papa Joe Shows Off His New Ho

March 28, 2008 / Posted by:

Papa Joe was at The Ivy yesterday showing off the newest ho in his harem, Russian pop star An’ya. An’ya is going to take America by storm and by “America” I mean Papa Joe’s genitals. Poor thing. From Russia to this?! I bet Jessica and Asshole’s breasts are breathing a sigh of relief. Papa Joe’s heat is off them for now.

Speaking of Jessica, the whore was asked when she was going to marry Tony Romo while she was leaving Chili’s. Jess’ mom, Tina Simpson, responded with, “They already are, what are you talking about?” Jessica giggled and said, “I guess, if mom says so.

Now everyone thinks they are married. No! No! No! Stupid Tina had too many white zins. It makes her all mouthy and annoying. The day Tony marries Jessica is the day the state of Texas banishes him forever.

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