Just Being Sarah

March 28, 2008 / Posted by:

Star Magazine found some pictures of George Clooney’s newest call girl girlfriend, Sarah Larson, acting all slutty in Vegas last year. That’s what you do when you’re in Vegas. You act slutty, drink till your liver falls out and eat until your throat gets raw.

Before Sarah was wearing couture and sucking Clooney dick, she was working in Vegas.

A friend said, “She’s even been described as having a successful runway and print modeling career. But until recently, her modeling career consisted mostly of being paid by promoters for clubs, magazines and radio stations to attend special events in sexy outfits and party with her wild girlfriends!”

Click here to see another picture of Sarah with her ass in the air and licking a magazine. I did that same pose for my Christmas card last year. When asked about the pictures, her friend said, “That’s our Sarah! She’s not shy in the slightest. She loves hamming it up and is never embarrassed. That’s the Sarah everyone in Vegas remembers, not the girl dressed in Valentino minding her manners for the cameras with George at the Oscars!”

That’s our Sarah! We’re used to seeing her being a slutty whore not a Valentino-clad lady!

I love Sarah, because she gives hope to all the dirty sluts out there. Including you and me. Today, I may be drowning in my own tears after a night of lubed-up debauchery, but tomorrow I could be walking down the red carpet with George Clooney. And by “George Clooney” I mean Phoebe Price. And by “red carpet” I mean Robertson Blvd.

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