Is This Ashton’s Doing?

March 28, 2008 / Posted by:

Audrina Partridge, the Himalyan-kitty-faced bitch from The Hills, made a big show out of getting some crappy tattoo yesterday in Los Angeles. Two lame words: Pop Fiction. Anytime I see some wannabe doing something slightly interesting in front of the cameras, I automatically think it’s Ashton’s doing. What’s next on Pop Fiction? Chrissy Crocker getting a back alley sex change? Ashton is saving that for sweeps.

The tattoo dude is sort of sexy. I bet he has one of those split cocks that’s put back together with rings. I’ve always wanted to fuck with those, but it would probably shred my asshole up beyond recognition. Shut up! It is recognizable now! Well….if you’re drunk and not wearing your eye glasses.

Below is a video from Hollywood.tv of Audrina in motion. It’s just about as exciting as Audrina not in motion. Just stare at your oatmeal. It will give you a bigger rush.

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