A Tale Of Two Marios

March 28, 2008 / Posted by:

Want to get some hot action? Join the cast “Dancing with the Stars.” They are all getting laid on that show. One of the professional dancers on the show, Karina Smirnoff, is currently living with Mario Lopez. They started fucking after they met on the show. Page Six reports that Karina might be moving on to another Mario.

A source said, “They were making out by the valet with their hands all over each other, and he was whispering in her ear. It was around midnight, so there weren’t many people around.” Karina is Mario’s partner on the current season. Her rep said the story isn’t true and they have a professional relationship.

Karina is a true professional! She was only teaching Mario how to tongue tango.

What a predicament Karina is in. Which hot Mario should she fuck? Mario (not Lopez) looks like he has the bigger dick, but Lopez looks like he has the better body. Lopez is also shorter and Mario has Frankenstein head.

Actually, she should dump both of them and focus her vagina on Jason Taylor. He was built for hot, dirty sex.

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