March 27, 2008 / Posted by:

Finally, here’s a hooker I can stand by. I was never into the first Spitzie whore. She was too plain for me. This is Kristin “Billie” Davis and she’s apparently Spitzie’s other hooker. She’s fucking stunning. She’s so high-class that orange diamonds fall out of her coochie. Actually, it’s crabs, but don’t tell her that. She would be crushed.

The New York Post said Kristin owned an escort agency named Wicked Models. She hails from a California trailer park. Don’t they all? Kristin was about to leave town when cops got to her. She reportedly made $2 million last year from whoring out ladies. She also serviced The Spitz.

And this Kristin Davis is not to be confused with Kristin Davis. Hooker Kristin would never have a sex tape. She’s too elegant for that.

Methinks that a lot of people are going to be pissed off they find out that Spitzie’s Kristin Davis is actually a Real Doll.

VIA Gawker

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