The Photoshop Awards: Madonna’s Vanity Fair Cover

March 27, 2008 / Posted by:

It’s a vagina flashing demon devouring the earth!! That’s pretty much describes Madge. Here she is on the cover of Vanity Fair’s Green” issue. I think by “green” they mean money, because that’s her first and only love. She’s scaring the fuck out of me with that demon face. It’s making me want to hand over my credit card and buy whatever she’s selling, so she will spare my soul.

Madonna also called into Z100 this morning to discuss her album. During the interview, she was asked which songs she’s sick of singing. She answered, “I’m not sure I can sing ‘Holiday’ or ‘Like A Virgin’ ever again. I just can’t – unless somebody paid me like $30 million or something. Like if some Russian guy wants me to come to the wedding he’s going to have to a 17-year-old, you know it.

I would rather hear “Holiday” sung out of Carlos Leon’s asshole a million times over than listen to that “4 minutes” crap again. Fuck! Now I have the asshole blowing version of Holiday stuck in my head.

Madge also confessed to listening to Britney’s album, “I usually work out to her record. I do a combination of pilates and dance aerobics.” Madonna probably uses it as an incentive to hurry the fuck up, so she won’t have to listen to that awful shit for a minute more.

Source: ONTD

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