Pamela Explains Her Marks

March 27, 2008 / Posted by:

I’ve always wondered what the hell those marks were on Pamela Anderson’s arms. I figured it was the skankiness seeping through her pores. Pammy was on Craig Ferguson last night and said those marks came from leeches. No, she wasn’t talking about all her ex-husbands.

Pamela said, I was attacked by leeches – look at my arm. It’s been there since I was nine – its very traumatic. A bunch of them jumped on me in a lake while I was swimming under the water.”

Leech marks last that long?! Stop lying! She was not 9 and it wasn’t in the water. She was 19, it was in the back of an alley and Leech was the name of her low-life, drug dealer boyfriend at the time. Leech is a total drug dealer name.

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