Amy Wino is not going to rehab. She’s afraid it would take time away from her crack smoking – Mollygood
Obama and Clinton give birth to a gay twink – Towleroad
Kate Beckinsale is saying no to anymore sexy roles. She’s full of poo – I’m Not Obsessed
The L.A. Times got duped by a fat prison inmate – Celebitchy
New music from Beyonce – Does this woman ever sleep? – Concrete Loop
Is Ryan Phillipe’s chick knocked up or is it just a publicity stunt? – Lainey Gossip
Joss Stone to eat coochie in a new film – Holy Moly!