Britney Spears went to the dentist yesterday! Breaking news! Cheeto bless the dentist who had to put his fingers in that mouth. You know she tried to eat his fingers several times. He probably found enough frapp residue on her teeth to keep Starbucks out of the red for a few years.
In other BS news, OK! Magazine reports that she’s in talks to host the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards on March 29th. Sources are saying Nickelodeon is trying to keep it quiet. “It’s supposed to be top secret, but everyone is already buzzing about it. Her sister, Jamie Lynn, made such a splash at the event last year, Brit knows that she’ll get as much, if not more, attention if she shows up this year.”
Brit hosting an awards show for kids? What? Jacko wasn’t available?
Watching her getting slimed would be pretty entertaining though. She would just stand there, rubbing it all over her body, drinking it and washing her weave in it. Brit likes it dirty.