Blaaaake On Her Chest

March 27, 2008 / Posted by:

Amy Wino showed her love for Blaaake as she made her way to visit him in prison. It probably took her a good 4 hours to pin that on her shirt. Well! Crackheads have shaky hands. It’s a pity, because Wino didn’t get to see him. She was denied a visit with her Blaaake, because she showed up late. She was reading the bible and simply lost track of time.

I bet you that “Blaaake Heart” pin is plastic heroin. Melt it down and shoot it up.

Wino also tried to cover up her falling face with make-up to no avail. I’m beginning to think that’s wax and not make-up. She’s trying to keep her face together with candles. She should just stick a wick in there. That way her face will always be lit up all pretty like. It would also save her the hassle of looking for her pesky lighter when she’s trying to light her pipe.

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