March 27, 2008 / Posted by:

Kimora Lee Simpson filed for divorce yesterday from Russell Simmons in Los Angeles on Tuesday. Tranny deja vu! The two split in 2006 and said they were divorcing, but I guess they never got around to it. Kimora is too busy dressing up her dogs in diamonds and fur.

Kimo cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for their divorce, but you know the real reason was that she found out he was really a turtle. Kimo doesn’t play like that with turtles. She is asking for legal and physical custody of their two daughters. She requests that Russell get “reasonable child visitation … to be accompanied at all times by the children’s nanny and security personnel.” Huh? He can’t hang out with his kids solo? Kimo is paranoid and thinks someone is going to kidnap them. Ok, JLo.

Kimora is currently dating that hot bitch Djimon Hounsou and she recently denied rumors that she’s knocked up.

I couldn’t find out if she was asking for spousal support, but I wouldn’t doubt it. Kimora has her own money, but she always wants more more more!

Source: People

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