When Isn’t Kate Moss Engaged?

Kate Moss was recently in Amsterdam with her Count Von Count boyfriend when she let the words “I’m Getting Married” pass through her snagtooth. The Sun claims Kate shouted those words while hanging out in a bar. Please, we’ve ALL shouted those words after a few cocktails.

A witness said, “The pair were in a bar looking very loved-up. Kate was so excited it looked like she had just accepted his proposal there and then. She was very happy.

“She came out giggling and seemed a little bit tipsy. Lots of fans were taking her picture on their mobile phones. She told them, ‘I’m getting married.’ One girl asked her when, and she said, ‘Soon’.”

Note to witness: Kate Moss is always tipsy. Kate’s friends are happy, because she’s not marrying Pete Doherty. They are glad she’s finally found someone and won’t go back to Pete. YEAH RIGHT! Those two dirty cats were meant to be together. Pete is going to show up to her wedding and serenade her with his crack lullabies and he will be heroin in her hands.

Kate has been engaged to Johnny Depp and Pete Doherty. She didn’t marry either one of them. Count Von Count should know that if he wants to stay with Kate, he shouldn’t have popped the question. This shit is doommed.