That Clever Bitch!

March 26, 2008 / Posted by:

The minute I read Kristy Lee Cook was doing “God Bless The USA,” I knew what that bitch was up to. She obviously didn’t come up with this brilliant move herself. You’re not an American unless you vote for Cocks. UGH!!! Last week, she told SimonI will blow you out of your socks.” She probably lived up to her promise and Simon gave her the tip as she was wiping his juice off her mouth. Damn that Simon!

I’m surprised the bitch didn’t come out wearing an American flag bikini with fireworks shooting out of her cunt. Once this ho finally gets voted out, she’ll have a career performing this little diddy at every NRA convention from Bakersfield to Poughkeepsie.

Cocks will not be in the bottom 3 this week since she practically gave a hand job to every redneck Idol voter. Here’s my predicted bottom:

Ramiele – She went first, she sang Heart and she sucked. Even the “sick card” can’t save her!
Chikezie – Chickezie was chik-cheeeesy as hell last night.
Jason Castro – He’ll be the surprise of the night and this will be his slap on the wrist to do better next time.

I think Ramiele will be voted out and Danny Noriega’s screams of pain will deafen the night. Weren’t they like best girlfriends forever?

And WTF was Paula wearing last night? I think Skunk Head Overmyer attacked her in the parking lot before the show.

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