Say It Ain’t So!

America’s Next Top Model without Tyra Banks would be like life without oxygen. It’s just doesn’t make sense. OK! Magazine (via MSNBC) claims that TyTy’s days as the main bitch of Top Model are numbered. TyTy is apparently over it and wants to focus on her talk show. She’s also not getting along with Jay Manuel.

A source said, “It’s gotten so bad that Tyra and Jay aren’t speaking. Tyra barely interacts with the contestants and only wants to show up on judging day.” I don’t blame TyTy. I’m not getting along with Jay either and I don’t even know him. That hair just gets on my last nerve. He’s in dire need of a Miss Clairol wash.

TyTy wouldn’t comment on the rumors, but a source said she might be looking for a new supermodel to take her place on the reality. Well, if she must leave then there’s just one possible replacement: NAOMI CAMPBELL! Naomi is the only one that could trump TyTy in the crazy department. Blackberry could become the show’s main sponsor. Instead of not handing the loser a picture each week, Naomi could throw a Blackberry at them and tell them to get the fuck out. She would also accuse them of stealing her jeans.

For real though, TyTy isn’t going anywhere. Bitch loves it way too much.