Rehab: Take 1,234,865

March 26, 2008 / Posted by:

Amy Wino is reportedly set to return to rehab for the ten millionth time. Wino’s management wants to transport her crack ass overseas to get help. Wino has asked for their help and knows she needs rehab.

A source told The Sun, “There are too many temptations for her in the UK — people around her in London are making it impossible for her to stay clean for any length of time. Her management had considered flying her to a clinic in Israel but are now looking further afield. They are assessing a clinic in Cape Town in South Africa.”

I don’t care if they send that girl to a rehab facility on the moon, she’s not going to get better until she dumps Blaaaaaake. He’s her cocaine.

If Wino stays with Blaaake, the only way to get her clean is to give the bitch an autopsy. She needs to have her blood drained and her organs cleaned out. She’s hardcore crack dirty.

The Sun also asked a doctor about Wino’s alleged “impetigo” face. He said, “THE BITCH HAS CRACK FACE!!!” No…he said, “The damage is quite severe, but not unusual with crack cocaine abuse. She’s got a number of sores, some of which look infected, and others that have formed ulcers.”

Proactiv should come out with a “crack face” edition. They would make a killing on Wino alone.

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