$50 million is not enough for Heather Mills and she’s reportedly hired a forensic accounting firm to prove that Paul McCartney is worth more than the £400 million he claims. She hopes that the accountants will bring new information that will get her settlement overturned and award more cash to her daughter.
After Heather was awarded a shit load of cash, she told reporters, “We all know he’s worth £800 million. He’s been worth £800 million for the last 15 years.” The Daily Mail reports that Heather even has recordings of Paul admitting he’s worth £800million. Oh shit! I bet Heather does a spot on Paul McCartney impersonation. Well, she has nothing else to do all day. The recording probably goes something like this, “Ello. My name is Paul McCartney and I am worth £800million. Heather Mills is a saint and she should receive all my money as well as any money I may make in the future. Heather should also take my soul and any of my working organs.”
Heather has also been telling friends that she doesn’t know how she’s going to support their 2-year-old daughter on £35,000 a year. Heather doesn’t think their daughter should live a different lifestyle than her father. She is hoping Paul will discreetly give her more, so they don’t have to go back to court. A source said, “Even with Bea travelling in economy Heather says it’s not enough. She is keeping every receipt – including her invoice to her security team – to show that £35,000 is just not sufficient.”
I have to hand it to the devil. He sure broke the mold when he made Heather.