Even Robots Get Tired

March 26, 2008 / Posted by:

Kate Holmes needs to be taken to Techserve, because her systems are running low. Star Magazine claims Katie is on the verge. A source told Star that Katie has been suffering from dizzy spells and headaches that cause her to feel faint and see black spots. Katie’s also feeling the pressure to lose even more weight even though she’s stick thin.

Sources blame Katie’s life with Tommy Girl on the reason why she’s shutting down. Duh! Living a lie is hard on the body.

An insider, “Katie doesn’t get enough sleep — and hasn’t for months now. She’s tired and drained much of the day because Tom is so wired, and they stay awake until after midnight. He has boundless energy, and she just can’t compete.” Well, Tom has something Katie doesn’t. He has natural craziness. That can keep a bitch up for days without even a yawn.

The insider also said that Tommy is gone for days at a time and told Katie, “You can be with me, but don’t ask about it.” Who needs to ask questions? I’m sure he comes back with sperm breath. There’s your answer.

Furthermore, Katie is in charge of decorating their $35 million mansion and Tommy has made it clear that he wants a masterpiece. The insider added, “It’s on Katie’s shoulders to pull off something beyond magnificent, something Tom can brag about. She’s giving herself headaches thinking about it and making herself sick.”

Katie should just hire the set designer from Star Trek and call it a day. And I doubt Tommy is letting Katie decorate. That’s a job for the lady of the house, Tommy!

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