Another One Bites The Dust

March 26, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Robin Williams’ wife of 19 years, Marsha Garces Williams, filed for divorce on March 21st reports The San Francisco Chronicle. In the divorce petition, she stated she just couldn’t take his hairy back and ass crack. No, of course she stated “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for divorce.

They were married in 1989. They have an 18-year-old daughter and a 16-year-old son.

Marsha met Robin when she worked as a nanny for Zachary, Robin’s son with his first wife. Nannies are such hussies! They steal the hearts of your children and the hard-on of your husband.

Marsha also produced “Mrs. Doubtfire” and “Patch Adams.” OMG! Patch Adams. That fucking cheese plate of a movie gets me every single time.

I probably would have divorced his ass after an hour of marriage. The man is a hot hairball of fire, but I can barely stand watching him for 5 minutes during an interview. And the dick is probably covered in hair. I’m not talking about the nuts either. There’s nothing worse than constantly pulling pubes out of your mouth during dick sucking.

Tags: Drunks, Splits

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