Publicity Whore

March 25, 2008 / Posted by:

Knut is a publicity-addicticted pyscho claims one of his keepers. Markus Roebke thinks Knut should be separated from his adoring public at the Berlin Zoo before his mental condition gets worse.

Markus has risked his job by speaking to the Daily Mail, “Knut must go and the sooner the better. We are not allowed to have contact with him any more and have received letters that if we breach this order our jobs are on the line. He is too unpredictable to play with now. He is addicted to the whole show, the human adulation. It is not healthy. He actually cries out or whimpers if he sees that there is not a spectator outside his enclosure ready to ooh and aah at him. When the zoo had to shut because of black ice everywhere he howled until staff members stood before him and calmed him down.”

Damn, it’s almost like he’s talking about Brit Brit.

Markus went on to say that Knut craves the publicity and that must be stopped. Poor Knut. They need to get that bitch help before he has a breakdown! The Zoo doesn’t give a fuck! They need to make that money.

It sounds to me like Knut needs a little visit to Promises Malibu and some Xanax.

Thanks Texndoc

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