My New Ringtone!

March 25, 2008 / Posted by:

International recording artist, Heidi Montag, has a new song out called “No More.” You’re totally thinking, “YES HEIDI! NO MORE!” I disagree, I love this piece of trash. It’s also fantastic that she has a new song out, because my “Higher” ringtone can finally be replaced. I’ve said it before, but I’m not joking about the looks of death I get when my phone goes off in public places. People look at me like I have the plague. My new “No More” ringtone will take their rage to the next level. I can’t wait.

Henry Rollins said that Britney Spears
vocals are mixed with the vocals of an older black lady. The same goes for Heidi, but Spencer brings in Vicki the Robot instead. Heidi’s new song can also double as an effective way to shut your dog up when he won’t stop barking.

Below are pictures from the premiere party of “The Hills” in NYC last night which featured a performance by Mimi. Homegirl is totally slumming it. What’s next? A performance on American Idol? Oh…..yeah…she’s already doing that.

The Hills did not disappoint last night. It was the same fake trash as always. And couldn’t they have cast hotter French dudes?

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