It’s In His Stroke

March 25, 2008 / Posted by:

The Sun’s Heyman Hustle asked America’s favorite couple, Ice-T and CoCo, what their secret to a happy marriage is?

CoCo answered, “It’s the Stroke baby. We have a certain Stroke he does and he surprises every now and then with a different Stroke.” Watcha talkin’ ’bout CoCo?!

Ice-T added, “Sex is 90 per cent mental. It happens in the brain, so she thinks my Stroke is special – but it’s the way I’ve got her head believing it’s something special. And that’s what adds to the Stroke. You can come in and hit it on a swing, but it ain’t gonna be the Stroke!

Stop with this fucking stroke shit! Please! It’s got me thinking illegal thoughts of Gary Coleman and Edna Garrett. I mean what the hell are they talking about? Wait, I know…. CoCo is into the way he strokes those dollar bills as he hands them to her for a night well done. That’s the secret to a happy marriage! It makes sense now.

Visit The Sun to see video of CoCo talking about the “stroke.”

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