R.I.P. Sophie Winfrey

March 24, 2008 / Posted by:

Oprah’s first dog, Sophie, passed away on Monday. What?! Close shop! We must mourn. A source at Harpo Studios told Celebrity Dog Watcher that “everyone here is really sad…Sophie was truly part of the Harpo family — as well as Oprah’s.

13-year-old Sophie suffered from kidney failure. Last year, one of Oprah’s other dogs, Grace, died after she choked on a ball. Oprah, stop leaving your anal beads around the house!

Sophie will no doubt be buried in a coffin that costs more that what we make in a month…COMBINED. She deserves it. I can tell she was a good soul just by looking at her tongue flopping out of her mouth like that.

Gracie and then Sophie? Foul play! Something tells me a certain King is involved. She just can’t stand sharing Oprah!

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