Crack Fart
March 24, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
I wonder what crack farts smell like? I’m guessing it’s a mixture of peroxide, burned Barbie hair and Haggis. Wino looked like she was laying one out while she went to visit her Blaaaake in the clink today.
The bitch’s skin is straight-up falling off. I’m waiting for the day when Wino comes out and her skin has completely fallen off. That bitch will be walking around with just bloody tissues and bones. She won’t care as long as she has Blaaake. I think even her hive has had it with this situation. It looks like it’s wilting away in sadness.
Water will always be wet, fire will always be hot and Wino will always be a beatdown mess!
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