Tish Cyrus Is The Next White Oprah

March 23, 2008 / Posted by:

There’s just something about Miley Cyrus’ mother, Tish Cyrus, that screams “I want to be famous.” Tish has been escorting her daughter to many events lately. Bitch is saying she’s there to “chaperone,” but you know she loves the camera. Her lame horse face seems to light up every time a camera’s on her mug. This is how it starts. Next thing you know, she’s going to leave her husband, become the whore of all whores and then she’s going to get a reality show. It’s called the “White Oprah” plan.

Here’s Tish and Miley at The Cheesecake Factory in Pasadena yesterday. Let’s talk about The Cheesecake Factory for a second. I know that shit is deliciousness to a lot of you, but don’t trust it! I just can’t trust a joint that has 5000 items on their menu. That means your food is frozen and they are making that shit in the microwave. Why pay $20 for some Easy Mac you can have at home for two dollars. I’m surprised they don’t have Hot Pockets on their menu

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