England’s New Mess

March 23, 2008 / Posted by:

Courtney Love is over Los Angeles and is planning to move to the English countryside. She probably pissed off too many drug dealers in Los Angeles, so bitch needs some new blood. Court has been looking at multi-million dollar homes in Sunningdale, Berkshire. She’s made it clear that she doesn’t want to live in the city.

She said, “I am fed up with Los Angeles. It’s dirty and full of crazy people. I want a complete lifestyle change. People criticise Britain but it is still a cleaner, safer place to live than Hollywood.” Dirty and crazy people? That’s the pot calling the kettle INSANE.

Court also thinks that Hollywood is not the place to raise a teenager, “There are too many bad influences. Frances is also looking forward to the move to England.

Amy Wino can be her roommate! That shit would be like the cracked out version of Grey Gardens. I can’t fucking wait to hear Court’s fake British accent.

And isn’t it illegal to bring drugs into England? I know Court claim she’s sober now, but I’m sure there’s enough drugs backed up in her system to bar her from entering the country. England has found their angle.

Source: Daily Mail

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