What A Pisser!

Amy Wino has apparently tried everything to fix her falling face, but nothing is working. Um…maybe she should lay off the meth? Just a thought. Wino’s pharmacist has tried every kind of lotion and potion on her exorcist skin, but it still looks like hell landed straight on it. The Daily Star reports that Wino is so desperate that she’s willing to try the piss trick. Wino will massage her morning piss on her face every day.

A source said, “Amy’s sick of turning heads for all the wrong reasons when she’s out. She has tried all sorts of lotions and potions but none works. She is desperately unhappy with her appearance and she is happy to try anything that may clear up her condition. She is praying the urine ointment will work.”

Wino’s rep still claims it’s impetigo, but most think it’s just good old-fashioned methface!

Normally I would think it’s ok to try anything, but this is Wino’s piss we’re talking about. Her piss is not your normal kind of potion. That shit must be toxic. Think of all the chemicals swimming inside her bladder. She’s going to quickly realize there’s some good stuff in her piss the minute she puts it on her face. The bitch is going to start snorting her own piss and that’s not a good thing.

Thanks Richard