Take Her Ass!

March 22, 2008 / Posted by:

Daddy Spears might finally do what he should have done a long time ago. Daddy reportedly wants to drag Brit Brit by her bunk ass weave back to Louisiana. Daddy is afraid that he won’t be able to control the “bad influences” around her for long. He is also planning to file a court request to keep her away from clubs, drugs and Adnan Ghalib.

A source said, “Britney has been feeling lonely and isolated since her dad has taken control of her life. He hopes to take her back to Louisiana where she will be surrounded by her family. Jamie also hopes it will give her the chance to mend her troubled relationship with her mum and her more recent rift with her pregnant sister. And he hopes to keep her away from the negative LA scene and people who’ve been using her.”

Brit Brit has been making progress in her recovery, but that’s only because Daddy Spears is the HBIC of her life. I don’t understand why Brit would not want to go back home. They have all her favorite things including Super Wal-Mart, deep fried twinkies, mattress surfing contests, hot flavored pork rinds and peanuts in Coca Cola. I would think it would be her heaven!

And where the fuck is London? Everyone keeps asking about Suri, but I’m more concerned about London. Britney is rocking a new ratty blonde weave nowadays….. Oh no! London is in her weave!

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