Squinty’s Got A New Man
March 22, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Renee Zellweger left the Waverly Inn in NYC last night holding some dude’s hand Squinty has finally found love! Well, at least love for the night.
The dude is cute in a “might be a serial killer” sort of way. He looks like he has major OCD. He probably obsessively counts the number of blinks people make while he’s talking to them. Being with Squinty is going to drive him crazy, because birdie doesn’t blink.
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