Proper Tuck

March 22, 2008 / Posted by:

Bravo’s modeling show “Make Me A Supermodel” is coming to an end and I’m sure this is heartbreaking for the two of you that watch it. Make that 3, because I watch this shit. The last photo shoot required Perry to tuck his junk for what reason I’m not sure. If the photographer asks you to tuck your dick that isn’t necessarily a good thing. The photog probably wanted some hot nude shit, but took one look at what Perry was working with and decided it was best if he hid that shit. Perry said on the show that “we’ve all tucked it just to see.” He’s right. It’s America’s favorite pastime. There’s nothing more enjoyable than tucking it in and then fake finger fucking yourself. Hours of entertainment.

Perry is the dude that was involved in the Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib love triangle. Perry’s girlfriend, Amanda Pagel, was photographed with Adnan and the two are reportedly dating. Amanda sort of dumped Perry for Adnan. Amanda recently told Look Magazine, He (Adnan) kept saying: As soon as she’s better and back on her own two feet doing her own thing, we can go public. And he told me he ‘pitied’ her and felt really sorry for her. She’d been through a lot and he used to say he was the only one that she trusted.

Amanda is a moron. She’s definitely downgrading, because Perry is the hotness. She deserves a dick slap, but not from Perry. That would be like being slapped with a pinky finger.

Thanks Nancy

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