KFed celebrated the big 3-0 in Las Vegas last night with a Birthday extravaganza filled with A-listers. Ok, there wasn’t any A-listers. There wasn’t any B or C-listers either. There was Shar Jackson and that’s about it. I don’t even know what list she’s on. The tool list probably. Shar was only brought into this world to talk about KFed and Britney. Seriously, that’s all she fucking does is comment on their business.
Oh and KFed’s shark lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, also showed. You know that bitch is billing KFed for his time at the party and by “KFed” I mean Britney, because she pays the bills.
KFed spent the night in the VIP section of the club with his friends where he downed Jack, danced on the sofa and held up a “FDRLINE” license plate. Summer’s Eve needed to sponsor that event, because it sounds like it was douche central.
TMZ has a hilarious video of KFed rambling to the crowd about gambling or some shit like that. I’m pretty sure only Vanilla Ice, Eminem and Spuds McKenzie could understand what the hell he was saying. The crowd was not feeling him and they booed his ass! It’s your Birthday and boo your ass if I want to! It couldn’t have happened to a better douche.