All This Could Be Yours

March 22, 2008 / Posted by:

I know you’ve fantasized about having Papa Joe Simpson all over your hot body and now your dreams can come true! Page Six is reporting that Papa Joe is on the prowl. Papa Joe and his legal wife, Tina Simpson, haven’t been seen together in months. Papa was at a party in Austin last weekend where he was hitting on all the ladies. Unfortunately, the ladies weren’t biting.

A source said, “He was with a group of guys including Ryan Cabrera . . . He was flirting with one group of girls who either didn’t know who he was or didn’t care, and they just grabbed their drinks, laughed and walked away.” Awwww poor Papa Joe. I’m sure Jessica and Asshole finally got some common sense and are keeping their doors locked at night. Now Papa is getting the turn down treatment from other ladies. Poor skeeze.

You just know the bitch is into sick role playing shit too. I’m talking diaper daddy crap. Nast.

Wait, White Oprah needs a big, strong man in her life……

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