A Lovely Day For A Photo Op

March 22, 2008 / Posted by:

The sun was shining and the paps were out in full force! What more could Posh and Eva LongWHORIA want out of a day? The two attention whores joined forces to do a little “shopping” on Rodeo Drive yesterday. You know, because Rodeo Drive is so private. Posh brought one of her boys (Cruz or Romeo) along and he looked thrilled to be shopping for overpriced crap. He had his Coca Cola and that’s all that mattered. When I was his age, Coke was like the greatest thing in the world. We never got to drink. Sometimes we would make our own Coke by mixing sugar in water. We were fucking hard up. Coke made us so happy.

Anyway, Posh really needs new hair. All these women in Hollywood are turning into guinea pigs. Even Eva LongWHORIA is starting to get guinea pig hair. I just want to lay them in my lap, pet them and feed them carrots. Guinea pigs love carrots.

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