The Panties Were Clean (Maybe)

March 21, 2008 / Posted by:

Remember Stacey from The Bachelor 12? It seems just like yesterday she was giving away her skanky panties to the bachelor Matt. It practically was yesterday. It was Monday, but it feels like ages ago. How I miss her. Anyway, Stacey spoke to BuddyTV and claims the panties she gave him were just an extra pair.

Stacey said, “I just wanted to spice things a little bit, get the attention on me, which I sure did! I’m very spontaneous, outgoing, and I figured, ‘Why not’? They were an extra pair. They did not literally come off my body!

They were on her body at one point. I don’t care if those things were dipped in bleach, sprayed down with acid and soaked in oven cleaner for 4 hours. There still had to be some of her skank juice on those things. Stacey said that he wasn’t into it at all, but she didn’t care, “He’s not really her type, “I like my All American bad boys. I want to date a manly man, not my best girlfriend.”

Oh Stacey! Let’s be serious here! You will probably date anything as long as it has a dick and a pulse.

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