That Really Hurts

March 21, 2008 / Posted by:

When are brain dead celebrities going to realize that water doesn’t hurt. I know it probably stings their evil bodies, but it doesn’t hurt cameras. Brucie Willis just wasting his Penta. Maybe he’s blessing them with his douche water?

Here’s Brucie shopping at the Grove in Los Angeles with his fetus girlfriend. She looks like she’s 11.

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