OMG! She’s Knocked Up!
March 21, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Wait….he’s holding her vagina and not her belly. OMG! She’s pregnant in the vagina! The fetus probably started in her womb, but tried to make a run for it and got caught in her vagina. The crabs cornered the poor fetus and wouldn’t let it out. If you happen to see an SOS flare coming out of Kat’s vagina, you know who shot it. It was the poor fetus asking for your help.
Kat Von D and her soulmate of the month, Nikki Sixx, attended the launch of Heatherette for MAC together in Los Angeles last night. This is true love and by “true love” I mean they will be over in a week.
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