It’s A Shit World After All

March 21, 2008 / Posted by:

Disney is the devil! I don’t understand how they can completely shit on Walt Disney’s beautiful creations! The “It’s A Small World” in Anaheim, CA ride went down for renovations this past January. Disney said they were replacing the boats and flume, but claim it’s not because people are fatter today.

They aren’t stopping there. TMZ reports that they are also making bigger changes to the ride. A source tells them that new pieces are currently being built for the ride. Disney plans to add some of their popular characters to the ride to modernize it. Abu from Aladdin will reportedly sit in the Middle Eastern section, Nemo will be in the undersea section and Stitch will live in the Polynesian part of the ride.

The Los Angeles Times Blog also claims that other characters might be going in. There’s also claims that Disney is ripping out the entire rain forest section and replacing it with an American tribute. The family of the ride’s original creator have started a protest against the changes. The family said, “Ripping out a rain forest (imaginary or otherwise) and replacing it with misplaced patriotism is a public relations blunder so big you could run a Monorail through it.

This is worse than ripping out the submarine ride and replacing it with that “Finding Nemo” crap. They better not even think of touching the Haunted Mansion ride. That’s one of the only places in the park where you can engage in oral sex without being bothered!

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