“Chapter 27” was shot a long ass time ago, but it will finally see the light of day on March 28th. No, it’s not going straight to DVD, but it is only opening in NYC. It will open a week later in Los Angeles. Jared Leto gained a whole Olsen to play John Lennon’s murderer. This is what people need to do nowadays to win Oscars. It’s only going to get more insane. Jennifer Garner is totally going to cut off one of her legs to play Heather Mills just so she can get a fucking nomination.
The movie also stars Lindsay Lohan. Yup, that basically means it’s going to suck. Here’s the trailer below in case you missed it.