Diamond Dogs

March 21, 2008 / Posted by:

Poor little Zoe Simmons is now in that big dog house in the sky and her owner, Kimora Lee Simmons, plans to burn her ass down into a diamond. Kimmy has contacted a company that turns your dead loved ones into a sparking diamond.

She told People, “You have to … grieve. It’s okay to take time and say this meant something to my life and [to] honor it. There is a company that makes diamonds out of your loved ones. [They] make diamonds from a little of the carbon from the ash, so I might do that. I might turn her into a diamond.”

That is so beautiful and touching. Kimora is really showing growth as a human being. Old Kimmy would have skinned Zoe and turned her into a pair of slippers.

The company Kimmy is talking about is called LifeGem. Click here for their image gallery. That doesn’t look like diamonds. Hell, it doesn’t even look like CZ! That looks like some HSN crap.

Turning your animal into a diamond is way too creepy and tacky. I’ll stick with my original plan of stuffing my dog and putting him over my toilet.

Image: Peta

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