Poor little Zoe Simmons is now in that big dog house in the sky and her owner, Kimora Lee Simmons, plans to burn her ass down into a diamond. Kimmy has contacted a company that turns your dead loved ones into a sparking diamond.
She told People, “You have to … grieve. It’s okay to take time and say this meant something to my life and [to] honor it. There is a company that makes diamonds out of your loved ones. [They] make diamonds from a little of the carbon from the ash, so I might do that. I might turn her into a diamond.”
That is so beautiful and touching. Kimora is really showing growth as a human being. Old Kimmy would have skinned Zoe and turned her into a pair of slippers.
Turning your animal into a diamond is way too creepy and tacky. I’ll stick with my original plan of stuffing my dog and putting him over my toilet.